ATypical Day At The Office

Customer : (on the phone) Hello? I want to talk to Mr. Jones
Me : I’m sorry, Sir but Mr. Jones is not in the office today.
Customer : Okay want to talk to Mr. Smith.
Me : I’m sorry, Sir but Mr. Smith is also not in the office.
Customer : Boot?
Me : What?
Customer : Boot of them are out of the office?

Bwaha!

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Telephone rings.
Me : Hello. How may I help you?
Customer : Jack. (Jack is one of my officemates)
Me : Yeah, what about Jack?
Customer : I want to talk to him what else.
Me : Then you should have told me right away. Don’t expect me to know what you want. I’m not a psychic!
Customer : What?
Me : Never mind!

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Me : Hello. How may I help you?
Customer : John
Me : So?
Customer : Hah?
Me : What?

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Me : Hi. I would like to speak with Mr. Jackson, please.
Operator : I’m sorry, madam but his extension is busy.
Me : You can hold me….I mean please put me on hold
Operation : (stammers) I uh ah umm try to connect you again.