Baby Got Back

For the hundredth time or so it seems, my cousins and I watched the Friends TV series again. And again, we had a very good laugh over Ross’ and Rachel’s impromptu rendition of the song Baby Got Back in their attempt to amuse their daughter Emma.

The next day, I found myself singing the lines “I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny” over and over again, imitating Cameron Diaz’ “ass dance” in the movie Charlie’s Angels while taking a shower.

Everything would have been fine if my blasted LSS just stayed put at home. But nooooo, I had to find myself singing the same lines over and over again while working in the office. And of course, one of my managers heard me and said with a slightly disguised lecherous smile “Oh Loonyrain, I didn’t know you like that song. Isn’t it about asses and all?

Now everybody in the office knows how Loonyrain likes people’s behinds. 50% of them now walked with a certain swagger whenever they walk in front of me while the other 50% has given me a wide berth as if I will be overcome with sudden lust and grab their butts.

Hmmpth