One day my officemate caught me eating a pack of salted peanuts during work hours.
Officemate: Aha! You’re having an early lunch.
Me: Duh! I’m just eating peanuts.
Officemate: Peanuts? Its midday and you’re eating peanuts?
Me: Hey. Peanuts are food for the brain.
Officemate: So, it can make you smart etc etc?
Me: (proudly and with my chin high up in the air) Yes!
Officemate: Have you been eating peanuts for a long time?
Me: (nodding wisely) Since I was a child.
Officemate: Huh! Then peanuts did not help you much, does it?
Me: I hate you!
And I have just been insulted ladies and gentlemen…
But don’t worry I don’t get hurt, I get even.
1 comment:
i'm hoping imong gidukol nor hahahaha
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