my life is one big irony

I left a good paying job in my country in search of greener pasture.
Everything went downhill after that.

And now for the latest update in my disastrous life, I received a text from my bank telling me that they were upgrading their system and so I cannot withdraw money from the ATM at some such time on some such date.

I am living a hand to mouth existence. I dont have any money left in the bank. So yeah, I could not care less if they ever open their ATMs again or not.....

Whew! I needed that.