Kung dili kaya, ajaw himua
Kung di sigurado, ajaw paluma-luma
Better safe than sorry kumbaga

Ajaw pud ug pag inarte
Para sa uban dili ni okey
Matawag unja ka nga OA

Para sure ka, huna-hunaa sa
Kung pagabuhaton tarung ba
Sa uban makapalipay kaha ka?

Tingali pud ikaw ray malipay
Imong buhat, ang uban wa kaangay
Gudlak na lang sa ilang biay-biay

Ibrahim Qatar

Place: My Office
Time: Morning

Telephone ringing. I pick up.
Other Line: Hello. Good morning.
Me: Good morning, Sir. How may I help you?
Other Line: Do you have Ibrahim Qatar?
Me: I'm sorry but nobody with that name is working here.
Other Line: No, do you have A BRANCH IN QATAR?
Me: Butangi!!!!

Gaydar Workin'

He is definitely gay I say
Just look at him walk and sway
Then observe him deep at play
And you will nod and say yea

This is a very weird situation
The man that I had such an obsession
Has gay chromosome in his possession
Now I'll just wallow in depression

HYPNOS

I was having trouble sleeping on time lately. I just don't understand it. After a hard day's work at the office, I still feel wide awake even in the early hours of the morning. Wide awake but too tired to do anything else but just lie on my bed staring at the ceiling. Waiting for good old Hypnos to come and lull me to sleep is a bore.

Hypnos is being a freakin' a** these past few nights and refuses to come even near me. Sigh Sigh Sigh....I hope he comes to me and makes his presence soon.

Office Blooper

Caller: Hi. I would like to speak with Diana please.
Me: I'm sorry but Diana is on maternal leave.
Caller: Butangi!!!

To My Grandma Eneiga

God has called you back into His home
While you were asleep at the break of dawn
How it breaks my heart to let you go
But release you with open heart I must do

Though I know you will be quite fine
Your heavenly home must be sublime
Still my distraught heart is strongly bleeding
To see your face one more time I am pleading

With deepest regrets now I thought
How saying I love you I did naught
Now declaring my love for you is too late
And my heart is heavy with too much weight

If nothing else, I want you to know this
Loving you deeply was a real bliss
Now that you’re gone I am feeling blue
Grandma with love and sorrow I bid you adieu

Just Another Typical Day In The Office

Client: Hi. Can you please email me the latest statement of accounts?
Me: Okay. Can I have your email address?
Client: Sure. It’s moiza@companyname.com
Me: I’m sorry. Can you spell it for me?
Client: Okay. It’s M for mother, O for ..…umm … Onest
Me: Waaaahhhhhh.