mind over bladder

i seriously think that my own personal mantra for, well matters relating to the call of nature (no not that call, stop thinking about that!) which is "Mind Over Bladder" is just as significant as that of its same-sounding counterpart and yeah i agree more famous saying "mind over matter".

okay here is one scenario: you are in the middle of a crowd watching a Kings of Leon concert. The group is a Charmer. you are having the best time of your life. you bob your head while listening to them singing about their Sex being On Fire. suddenly you need to pee pretty badly. the problem is that there is no bathroom near you and the concert's on its climax (hey im not talking about live sex!). and you don't want to leave the concert anyway.

by the time the mighty Kings of Leon sang The Bucket, you wished you had one to pee in. i mean really! if you leave now, you know you will give yourself Four Kicks afterwards or Use Somebody to give them to you. the Revelry's getting hotter and the Fans are screaming. bras and undies are flying towards the stage. you cant concentrate, your bladder is about to burst open. double shit and hot damn!

now repeat after me: mind over bladder, mind over bladder, mind over bladder
believe you me, everything is going to be all right. your need to pee will disappear into nothingness without the use of Holly Roller Novocaine....

try it!