A Friendly Advice

Hey nice lady, it shows bad taste to wear 2 pretty anklets if you have cracked heels. It is gross and a big insult to the jeweler. Now why don’t you buy medication for your cracked heels? I’m sure it’s cheaper than the anklets. And oh why don't you let me borrow them for a while huh?

Street Talk: Heard While On My Way To Office

Girl 1: Hi. That’s a lovely pair of shoes you’re wearing.
Girl 2: Thanks. I just bought them yesterday.
Girl 1: The heels are too high. Don’t you find it difficult to walk?
Girl 2: I’m used to it already.
Girl 1: That reminds me, ______ (name of another friend) commented that you always look like you’re tottering when walking in your very high heeled shoes.
Girl 2: I do not totter.
Girl 1: Frankly speaking girlfriend, even I noticed that you walk as if you’re always on the brink of toppling over.
Girl 2: I hate you, girl.
Girl 1: Hey. I’m just sayin’