Ibrahim Qatar

Place: My Office
Time: Morning

Telephone ringing. I pick up.
Other Line: Hello. Good morning.
Me: Good morning, Sir. How may I help you?
Other Line: Do you have Ibrahim Qatar?
Me: I'm sorry but nobody with that name is working here.
Other Line: No, do you have A BRANCH IN QATAR?
Me: Butangi!!!!

Gaydar Workin'

He is definitely gay I say
Just look at him walk and sway
Then observe him deep at play
And you will nod and say yea

This is a very weird situation
The man that I had such an obsession
Has gay chromosome in his possession
Now I'll just wallow in depression

HYPNOS

I was having trouble sleeping on time lately. I just don't understand it. After a hard day's work at the office, I still feel wide awake even in the early hours of the morning. Wide awake but too tired to do anything else but just lie on my bed staring at the ceiling. Waiting for good old Hypnos to come and lull me to sleep is a bore.

Hypnos is being a freakin' a** these past few nights and refuses to come even near me. Sigh Sigh Sigh....I hope he comes to me and makes his presence soon.