Office Blooper

Caller: Hi. I would like to speak with Diana please.
Me: I'm sorry but Diana is on maternal leave.
Caller: Butangi!!!

To My Grandma Eneiga

God has called you back into His home
While you were asleep at the break of dawn
How it breaks my heart to let you go
But release you with open heart I must do

Though I know you will be quite fine
Your heavenly home must be sublime
Still my distraught heart is strongly bleeding
To see your face one more time I am pleading

With deepest regrets now I thought
How saying I love you I did naught
Now declaring my love for you is too late
And my heart is heavy with too much weight

If nothing else, I want you to know this
Loving you deeply was a real bliss
Now that you’re gone I am feeling blue
Grandma with love and sorrow I bid you adieu

Just Another Typical Day In The Office

Client: Hi. Can you please email me the latest statement of accounts?
Me: Okay. Can I have your email address?
Client: Sure. It’s moiza@companyname.com
Me: I’m sorry. Can you spell it for me?
Client: Okay. It’s M for mother, O for ..…umm … Onest
Me: Waaaahhhhhh.

Valentines Day

Delicate heart
Warmly beating
On a palm

Fingers closing
Heart grasping
To breathe

Nails digging
Blood seeping
Flowing slowly

Rage mounting
Hate swelling
Love’s gone

Thorns growing
Blindly stabbing
Dying....dead

Mr. Martial Arts

I heard this funny exchange from a couple of kids playing near our front yard. This happened a long time ago

Kid 1: Where did you get that VHS?
Kid 2: I rented this from that new video rental store at the corner.
Kid 1: What's it about?
Kid 2: It's a karate movie.
Kid 1: Wow! Who starred in it? Is it Jacky Chan or Jet Li?
Kid 2: No. It's Martial Arts. I hope he's good.

Hehehe I almost fell off my chair laughing.