Wala Pang 5 Minutes

so there i was, pretending to be busy at work when Alma (itago lang nato iyang name) came up to me. she was talking yadaa yadaa about something while i was desperately trying to tune her out.

after 2 minutes of endless yakking, she stopped ( maybe to catch her breath or ran out of topics to bore me with). she searched something in her bag and voila! took out a pack of peppermint candies. she took one out but promptly the candy fell on the floor. i soooo noticed what happened but still pretended to be busy.

at the corner of my eye, i knew she was looking at me and was just waiting for the right timing to do something abnormal like picking up her candy and shoving it in her mouth.

and so ladies and gentlemen when she believed i was not looking, she did what i predicted her to do.

oh well, i don't believe the germs have enough time to stick to the candy since it all happened within 5 minutes.........

Street Talk: Heard While On My Way To Office

Girl 1: Hi. That’s a lovely pair of shoes you’re wearing.
Girl 2: Thanks. I just bought them yesterday.
Girl 1: The heels are too high. Don’t you find it difficult to walk?
Girl 2: I’m used to it already.
Girl 1: That reminds me, ______ (name of another friend) commented that you always look like you’re tottering when walking in your very high heeled shoes.
Girl 2: I do not totter.
Girl 1: Frankly speaking girlfriend, even I noticed that you walk as if you’re always on the brink of toppling over.
Girl 2: I hate you, girl.
Girl 1: Hey. I’m just sayin’